A Little Addition Goes a Long Way
For future reference:
1 Diver Down
+5 Irish Car Bombs
+3 Guinness
+2 Glasses of UBFRDP*
+3 Random vodka drinks
Vague recollections of exposing nipplage to a pierced and tattooed bar mate
* Unidentified Beer From Random Dude's Pitcher
14 comments:
I must be getting old. I don't even know what an Irish Car Bomb is... and I live in a community that is "Irish Pub-Adjacent."
Haha ... wow. And to think, all it took was many Bud Lights, a Sam Summer Ale, three slices of pizza and four hot wings for my digestive tract to decide it wanted to reveal its contents to partygoers during a game of Kings on Saturday.
I've thrown up drinking four times (in hundreds of opps) in the last year, and twice it was at a table in front of my friends. I still get shit for each. Alcohol - it's grrreat.
yay for titties...... at least we don't have shlongs we decide to whip out. don't feel bad though, i show my tits when i am not drunk. something must be done for that!!
I feel like such a wimp by comparison. It only took me 4 rum drinks before I apparently passed out.
UBFRDP is the worst! I know whenever I've reached that point, it's already too late. Same with tequila shots.
Titties are fun!
Also... why waste your time drinking UBFRDP? Beer that cannot be identified does not deserve to be consumed... no matter how drunk you are.
Well, we've all had those nights. Once, overseas, I was on my way to the stage to join the exotic dancers when my less-drunk friend snatched me back. We were hanging out with the American firefighters at the time, and they were sorely disappointed. I was ill that night...
A little nippleage is good for the soul.
matt: That's what the handy links were for, old man.
bb: I'd say "that's what you get for drinking Bud Light," but I had UBFRDP, so I can't really talk. I wish I'd puked... instead I spent all day Sunday hating life. Hangovers blow.
pissed: Yay! Titties!
anon: This drinking commenced at 5:30 and didn't stop for a good 10 hours. I had plenty of time to space it out. But I know all too well the effects of rum. It's always that fourth one that gets me when I'm least expecting it.
gn: You are so right. Ick.
vvk: [hangs head] You are correct, sir. You are correct.
cowbell: A little nipplage is good for the soul.
I like it! Can we have bumper stickers made?
Nipplage
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vvk: Did you do that?!?!? Awesome!
damn, I didn't know that all I had to do was feed you some liquor to get boob-ness...Note taken!!!
I envy you..It would have taken me 1/16 of that list to be naked in the middle of the street...::sigh:: I am such a cheap date.
VVK:
Whoa! I LIKE it...it would be quite appropriate on my car :D
vvk: Holy Crap, i spawned a bumper sticker?! I am so putting this on my site. Cool.
:-)
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