One of These Things is Not Like the Other
Coworker #1: Why can't your party be a pool party?
Belle: Because I don't have a pool.
Coworker #1: Damn. I missed my chance to see Belle in a bikini.
Belle: Um, you and everyone else... I don't wear a bikini...
Coworker #2: So... what's the age of consent in Mississippi?
Belle: Gross, CW2! Why do you want to know?!?!?!
Coworker #3: Belle, I appreciate you.
Belle: Thank you, CW3.
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