Belle's Love Life (In 60 Seconds or Less)

In the realm of the dating world, I've got little to say. Let's have some bullets, shall we?

• NRA IMed me yesterday. His "Happy Easter," I'm proud to say, garnered no response.
  
• [Big-Name Dating Site] nearly revoked its offer, then came back with it, and now I'm stalling. (Explanation to follow.)
• I had another one of those dreams about Mr. Chill and am currently avoiding eye contact. Dammit. It's going to be a long day.
  
• The frequency and disturbing force of those dreams has me thinking it's time to get a little action. I suddenly find myself wishing Mr. Disney were in town...